I am locked out of my house and have so far been waiting an hour for someone to get home from work. To amuse everyone and myself here’s what is possibly the greatest card i have ever seen. Strongly considering buying it now and saving it for a friend’s birthday in nineteen years time. With my fringe already wet, my knees cold and my laptop case damp, I have now walked down the road to shelter in the petrol station as it has begun tipping it down and I also fear I might be blown away by the humungous gusts of wind. To amuse and distract myself from the thought of losing an hour of my day off due to my own forgetfulness, I am tumbling standing by a fixture selling hot burgers and pasties which is thankfully keeping me toastie warm! Regretting we’re not at all friendly with our neighbours.